i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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