She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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