He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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