I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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