Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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