Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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