The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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