You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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