You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
