Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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