she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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