Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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