Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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