i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
vagina is talking i cant
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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