If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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