my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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