She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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