she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
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