I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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