Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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