I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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