Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
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