So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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