Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
