Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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