I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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