dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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