Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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