Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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