everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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