i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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