I heard we made out
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Randomize
