We should be called the Road Head Warriors
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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