He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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