i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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