trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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