I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
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