Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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