She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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