Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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