not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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