if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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