Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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