Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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