if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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