You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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