How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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