matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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