I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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