no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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